99% of tumblr users wont reblog this because it wont fit in with their blogs or will make them “ugly” reblog if you are in the 1% that will
Reblogging again for ^^
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it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it
excuse you
(via wouldyoulikeacarrot)
If you don’t reblog this, get off of tumblr.
everything is perfect about this post.
Haha, oh my gosh his face. He’s like “damn i hope no one saw”
must resist adding his penis to this post
don’t do it! lol
(Source: iraffiruse, via incredibly-loud-extremely-close)
Cheeto for the winnnn
Really needing the Kings to win this game please.
Petition to send Pitbull back to Cuba and ban his music from playing on the radio
He’s from Miami
No one cares we just want him out of here
(via dan-girardi)
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
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| (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.) | |
| Me: | “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!” |
| (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.) | |
| Mother: | “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.” |
| Mother: | “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.” |
| (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.) | |
| Boy: | *sips* “Gotham is safe.” |